#but lana specifically is just kind of annoying
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respectfully will lana skye please stop ruining my entire life by trying to ruin hers at every fucking turn thanks
#phoenix wright#ace attorney#rise from the ashes#stacks of thoughts#dang this case is convoluted#i got desperately stuck twice#first i didnt know gants response about the murder place was necessary to trigger shit#and then the last two parts the vase werent working out even though i tried both in every rotation#after having confusedly circled through all the locations 7 times i came back and they suddenly fit like that thin rubber SL-9 glove#and every dang case sees a drama queen prosecutor bitch trying to ruin my day#edgeworth is a baby and i love him#and i sincerely hope to never see von karma again except every night in my nightmares which seems completely unavoidable at this point#but lana specifically is just kind of annoying#cant wait to eat my words when it is inevitably revealed that shes doing this for the greater common good whatever that means#who will reimburse me for the burst blood vessels#absolutely loving every second of this btw#the thought of destoying my unsuspecting friends with an influx of the meme-est ace artorney screenshots is what gets me through the day#who knew a game everyones been praising for 20 years would be good huh
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Happiness is a butterfly
Warnings: Dark!Rafe, toxic relationship, abusive relationship, domestic violence, manipulation, rafe is a narcissist, rafe is not nice
Summary: based on the Lana Del Rey song ‘happiness is a butterfly’ you and Rafe go to a party, and things don’t go as planned.
A/N: first time writing in a whileeeee and first time writing Rafe ahhh… please be kind lol also I definitely recommend listen to the song while reading
18+ ONLY, MINORS DO NOT INTERACT
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You didn’t even want to go to the party in the first place; you wanted to stay in and hang out with your boyfriend, but that wasn’t enough for him; nothing was.
The first issue was your outfit, more specifically, your top. When your boyfriend sent you the ‘here’ text, you quickly finished applying your lipgloss before rushing down the stairs and out the door as quickly as possible, remembering how mad he was at you the last time you kept him waiting more than 5 minutes.
Approaching the truck parked in front of your house, you opened the passenger door. Rafe, preoccupied with his phone, glanced up when you entered. As he took in your outfit, his expression remained neutral, leaving it difficult to gauge his emotions.
“You look nice,” you said with a smile.
“Mhm.” he looked you up and down before looking at the road.
Your face instantly fell, and your anxiety started to rise; you knew something was off; you started analyzing yourself, looking for something that could have made him upset. You opened the vanity mirror, and when you looked at yourself, you could see your eyes were slightly glossy; you were tearing up. You took a deep breath and tried to calm yourself; you didn't want your tears to spill over and ruin your makeup.
As he continued driving, you just looked out the window; you didn't try to start another conversation after he had just dismissed you. When you looked at him, he gripped the steering wheel so tightly that his knuckles lacked color.
He broke the silence with a loud and dramatic sigh.
“I don't know who you're trying to impress with that shirt..if you can even call it that,” the blonde said, sounding very irritated.
You quickly looked down at your shirt, feeling insecure already.
“But you look like a slut.” he spat out as he looked back at you, waiting to see how you would react.
You didn't expect those words at this moment, but it was nothing new for Rafe to say things he knew would upset you.
“Why wouldn't you say something when we were at my house?” you questioned him as your eyebrows furrowed together and your heart rate increased.
The only Cameron son rolled his eyes in response to your question and looked back at the road as you approached the party.
“No one has time to wait for you to go back inside, change, and come back; I told you to be ready at a certain time, but you decided to wear that, not me. Why should I be punished?”
You scoffed in response; you couldn't believe his selfishness and rudeness.
“Are you serious?” you genuinely asked him. “So you have an issue with my shirt, but you also have an issue with me wanting to change it?”
“You're putting words in my mouth,” he said evenly without even looking at you as he pulled up in front of his friend's house.
You wrapped your arms over your stomach and shook your head in response.
“I want to go home.” you quietly murmured.
“What?” He snarled before putting the car into park.
“I want to go home,” you repeated, this time with more force.
“I'm not taking you home because you decided to dress like that,” he stated
The tension in the air was palpable in every moment of silence.
You unbuckled your seatbelt and looked around for something to cover yourself up with; Rafe was making you feel so insecure. Your eyes eventually landed on a navy blue polo sweatshirt on the back seat floor. You picked it up and pulled the sweatshirt over your head.
“Is this better?” you asked him in an annoyed tone.
“I guess,” he said before unbuckling his seatbelt, exiting the car and slamming his door.
He was still visibly upset, and you didn't know what to do; there was nothing you could do; he was mad at you for your choice of outfit, so he would do everything he could to ruin this night for you.
You exited the car and quickly followed behind him as the two of you approached the front door.
“Are you gonna act like this all night?” you asked with concern and annoyance.
“Like what?” he said, rhetorical to her in a sarcastic manner.
“I'm not dealing with this,” you said before turning around and walking towards the road.
As soon as you faced away from him, your tears spilled over; you hated when he got like this; you knew there was no way to change the way this night was going. So why even try? You just wanted to go inside, drink, have fun. You just wanted to dance with him, but you couldn't remember the last time the two of you danced together, and when you thought about it more, you couldn't even remember the last time you were happy.
“y/n!” He yelled, following behind you quickly.
He grabbed your arm roughly and pulled you with him, not back toward the party but near his truck.
You trashed your arm, trying to pull it out of his grasp, but before you even realized it, the two of you were behind his truck.
Rafe spun you around to face him but didn't let go of your arm; he started smirking when he saw your tears. He was sick.
“Youre so dramatic,” he spat, moving his grip on your arm around your waist. “Always fucking crying,” he continued.
“Maybe because you treat me like shit,” you spat between tears,
“Yeah…” he trailed off, “ because I'm always the bad guy... like you didn't leave the house looking like you were trying to get fucked by every guy at the party.”
“I didn't even want to go to the fucking party!” you shouted at him as tears rapidly plunged down your face.
“I-” Before you could get any more words out, The sudden impact echoed through the air as a sharp slap landed on your face.
“Who are you talking to?” he hissed.
Time seemed to slow for a moment as the stinging sensation registered. Your head turned with the force of the blow, and a shocked expression washed over your features.
Your hand reached to touch the reddening skin, fingers brushing over the tender area as if confirming the undeniable sting. You knew Rafe was a bad boyfriend, but you hadn't expected him to put his hands on you.
When your tearful eyes looked back up at his blue ones, he didn't seem to have any emotion, anger, sadness, or even regret.
He took a step back from you.
“I think you should get an Uber home.” the blonde said before leaving you outside and returning to his friend's house.
And that's exactly what you did.
As you sat in the back seat of your Uber, you couldn't stop the tears from falling down your face, the sobs from leaving the back of your throat. That was the coldest thing Rafe had ever done to you, and he had done a lot. Even when you tried to think of anything else, the smell of his sweatshirt you wore was reminder enough. You didn't want to go to the party; you just wanted to dance with him.
#dark!rafe cameron#rafe cameron#dark rafe cameron#dark rafe x reader#rafe outer banks#rafe cameron x reader#rafe x reader#rafe imagine#dark!rafe x reader#dark!rafe cameron x reader#obx imagine#obx fanfiction#rafe cameron fanfiction#outer banks#outer banks fanfiction
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Just finished my bi-yearly reread of Professor and Student! I absolutely adore the story with all of my heart. It’s incredibly well done and contains so many wonderful complexities and character traits that I can’t help but think of as canon. To this day, it remains one of my favorite stories of all time, both within and outside of ao3. It really is amazing.
But I wanted to ask, in your mind, roughly what age is Ash? (In both P&S and Return).
I always assumed his age looked to be something like this.
Kanto - Johto : 10 - 11.5, Honen : 12, Sinnoh : 13, Unova : 14, Kalos : 15 and Alola : 16
Is it roughly the same for you? Or do you imagine him to be younger?
You're too sweet.
But that is a good question and within fics I prefer to leave my answer to "yeah, about that". Canon is crazy, so we let it vibe.
But because you buttered me up so nicely and gave me the out of instead saying how old he seems across the different series...
I generally agree, though the timeframes get wonkier as the series goes on. Unova-Kalos-Alola seem to occur over much shorter timeframes than Kanto-Johto, Hoenn, and especially Sinnoh.
Kanto is definitely about fourteen months (however much the writers don't want you to remember him specifically saying so), Orange islands plus Johto is probably another year (again, either don't take the Pikachu shorts as canon or ignore him saying it's an anniversary), Hoenn a year, and Sinnoh a year.
I often think of Unova and Kalos each lasting about eight months max, despite the called-out two month training montage in Unova, while Alola always feels more like six.
That said, based on actions and attitude, Ash definitely feels like an angry fourteen year old in Sinnoh, while in Kalos there's an overburdened sixteen year old vibe to him. So it kind of fits with the timeline.
Alola, however, definitely feels like a "yeah, about that", because it changes depending on who he's hanging out with and what he's doing.
Sophocles and Lana feel fourteen, Kiawe feels seventeen, Gladion is an edgy fifteen year old if ever I've seen one, height- and body-wise they all LOOK somewhere between ten and twelve... it's weird. They feel like 'generic high schoolers', so that's kind of what I headcanon them to be.
I do, however, appreciate how much that non-answer annoys people, so I'm sorry to everyone.
It's just the joy of Ash Ketchum: the implausible oddity!
#pokemon#ash ketchum#lediz fics#it's an ask!#but seriously#who the heck knows#comic book time and retcons and the insistence#he's still 10!#with 30 years of experience!#what the heck ever
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Hi! Can i request a romantic matchup for star wars, hp marauders and DC? :3 (sorry if i make any mistakes english is not my first language :3) Anyways, about me: I'm bisexual and demisexual. She/her pronouns but neutrals are fine. Infj 4w3, big 3 are; gemini sun, taurus moon, sag rising. I have short dark hair and I loveeee to style it like marilyn monroe (I'm obsessed with old hollywood) I have olive pale skin and dark brown eyes, I'm 5'7 and skinny but not too much mostly because I'm a figure skater! idk i think im really pretty! Mexican with italian and native family. Older sister that basically took raised her little brother and depressed mom (damn.)I love my family and basically love human interactions lmao. Extrovert (? idk) my friends describe me as likeable, charismatic, clumsy, witty, confident, idealistic, caring and nice. I love making people feel comfortable and welcome. People that don't like me may describe me as argumentative, annoying, stubborn, greedy, with ego or even mean and i'm not going to deny anything of that tbh. I loveeee feeling pretty and I'm a girly nerd girl, champagne colors, black and pink are def my thing. I love political science, neuropsychology, literature, women history and pyshics. My specials interests are: old hollywood, star wars (mostly obi-wan kenobi lol) manifestation, barbie and Sylvia plath. And yes, I'm autistic but I work with it really well. I love to perform and all that stuff, I was in a band, playing guitar and singing, musicals, figure skating, ballet etc. I don't talk about my problems to anyone, i just write them down because i don't really like to worry people and i know it's not healthy but idc. I always manage to be optimistic but realistic. I'm a perfectionist and I reaaaaally hate doing something wrong so that's mostly when I have my mental breakdowns lmao. Quite touchy with people i really like, hugs, touching faces, playing with hair, toying with hands, but I always make sure that they're okay with it! Also i'm quite bubbly and flirty but I'm not really interested on someone(mostly because now relationships are really weird, help.), I'm really specific with what i want and i have high standards. I hate: thunderstorms(im really scared of them) crowded places were i'm alone, really negative people, pick me's, pumpkins, immature people, facists, last minute surprise, people with horrible communication skills. Sand and the beach. Maps and driving, unfair stuff, sexism and men being stupid. I love: summer and spring, animals, makeup, any kind of music but my favs are: mcr, britney spears, fiona apple, the cardigans, marina, lana del rey, ariana grande, nine inch nails, the cure and bikini kill. Stawberrys, gossip girl, mexican soap operas (I LOVE RUBI AND TERESA!!!) comics and nerdy stuff (It all started because i wanted to prove a boy that I hated that I knew more about star wars than him and I ended up watching all the movies, series and reading all prequels books lmao)playing legos with my little brother, baking and having debates with my literature teacher.
Hello! I'm sorry this has taken so long to get posted! I hope you like it nonetheless! (I also love old hollywood! I love marilyn, audrey hepburn, and cary grant!) Enjoy! <33333
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Star Wars;
Obi-Wan Kenobi:
🌙 You met Obi-Wan on a random planet that he was visiting for some undisclosed reasons; you were walking with your friends past him, and as you both passed each other, you made eye contact - the world seemed to slow down, your eyes locked on one another - love at first sight
🌙 You didn't see Obi-Wan until when you and your friends we drinking in the nearby cantina; your friends gestured to the mysterious man across the bar, and you followed their line of sight - seeing the man that you had passed earlier that day, your friends hyped you up to go over and talk to him
🌙 The conversation floooowed, and I mean flowed, the instant connection that you had with this man was undeniable and intoxicating - you couldn't get enough of his voice and how his words seemed to grapple and pull you right in; it wasn't until later in the night that you found out his name, Obi-Wan Kenobi
🌙 Months later, Obi-Wan, trapped in the Jedi Laws, tried to hide how much he enjoyed your presence, but it was difficult, in the end - risking his Jedi life and duty - he confessed who he truly was, but you still loved him all the same
🌙 Your and Obi's relationship was kept a secret, even from most of your friends, though Anakin quickly figured it out - you and Obi were a perfect match, always there for each other, always understanding and caring towards one another; you both loved each other to the moons and back... And then some
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Harry Potter (Marauders);
James Potter:
✨ You met James at Hogwarts, and you instantly felt a connection between the two of you - it wasn't long until the both of you were flirting with one another, joking around, having a few laughs; the feelings you had for each other were unspoken, but understood
✨ You and James were inseparable, whenever you could, you'd be together, joined at the hip, no matter the time of day - and you were always touching each other in some way, holding hands, playing with his hair, his arms around you; you'd often squish his cheeks together, James would always blush at the contact
✨ When spending nights together - either just cuddling or talking about your favorite music, comics, or your love for strawberries - and a thunderstorm arises, he is always there for you, distracting you or covering your ears while holding you; if a storm is coming, it's like a sixth sense
✨ During the summer, you and James meet up as much as possible - you get the opportunity to show him your favorite music, movies, and shows - sometimes if you're lucky, James let's you do his makeup
✨ James and your little bro would probably get along beautifully as well, and I would bet that James would love to play with Legos with you and your brother - even though he has no idea what they are in the beginning XD
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DC;
Harley Quinn:
♥ You met Harley at one of her roller derby games - being a figure skater, you enjoyed seeing people roller skate - you immediately caught her eyes as she raced around the track; your Marilyn Monroe styled hair was amazing to say the least
♥ She had to tell you how much she loved your hair, and she did after winner her match, meeting you out in the parking lot before you and your friends left; she made sure to compliment you (a lot), and even gave you her card, which you took with a smile
♥ Her card didn't have any number or address, so you believed that it was going to be difficult to find her, but you were surprisingly wrong - small world, even if it was Gotham - you met her at this small convenience store, where you found her waiting for a breakfast sandwich
♥ You and her decided to walk around Gotham together, but the outing was short lived as she was getting chased by like ten people - you didn't see Harley for a long while, but when you did, she had a Hyena and a kid (and a nice car)
♥ You joined Harley and Cassandra (and Bruce) on their adventures, stealing marshmallows from stores, going around town causing slight chaos, and just having a grand ol' time together
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#cute#fluff#x reader#request#requested#matchups#matchup#star wars#harry potter#hp#harry potter fandom#harry potter marauders#dc#dc comics#obi wan kenobi#obi-wan#james potter#harley quinn#obi-wan kenobi x reader#harley quinn x reader#james potter x reader
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(Tyrionyork) in your kuwtb / modern au who do you think listens to what music? Doesn't have to be artists (cause thats a lot of artists) just general genres etc
YAY love thinking of this stuff. ok i have a post from 2021 w some of my opinions i still broadly agree with:
quick disclaimer. my main opinion forever is these motherfuckers would NOT listen to mother mother or tally hall or cavetown or jack stauber or AJR. sansa MIGHT. but not a single other character would. im sorry to break the news to you. there is a HUGE difference between 'song that reminds you of character' and 'song character would listen to' and im sorry but robb stark is NOT listening to the oh hellos no matter how much you think soldier poet king fits him. doing the starks + theon send asks if u want a specific character :^)
ROBB he likes kanye west do not even fucking try and claim otherwise. he likes UK drill and all kinds of rap and 90s r&b. he listens to the top 40 when working out. the gayest thing he listens to is beyonce. i also think he likes country music (sorry.)
THEON oh everything. lots of electronic and if he's in charge of the aux cord he puts on whatever it most annoying and bad for the vibe. i do think he's a little bit lana del rey especially post-ramsay. definitely a barb just to be annoying. would never be honest about his music taste. is a dj :)
JON teen jon listens to paramore mcr etc but older jon likes tame impala and king gizzard. def an arctic monkeys/snow patrol/strokes/kooks kinda guy. im on the fence about mitski on the more dubious side. beach boys pet sounds. WEEZER AND NIRVANA.... lots of grunge. he and robb listen to wu tang and NWA together. can play guitar and did wonderwall oasis for ygritte to impress her and she was like ach canae ye listen tae good music even?
SANSA swiftie all the way. i may not like the blonde devil's music but it is undeniable that sansa is a swiftie. i think she likes pop and folk. lots of female artists :) goes to pop concerts with margaery and gets vip backstage passes cos margaery is kind of a starfucker name dropper and uses it to impress sansa on dates. can play piano and maybe also flute or violin...
ARYA everything that gives you tinnitus. heavy metal industrial noise. bonds with jon over grunge. punk and grindcore. every kind of metal you can think of. and yes she is a juggalo. she likes insane clown posse (argue with the wall) her and gendry + lommy + hot pie are in a terrible band together. plays drums FOR SURE
BRAN beatles :) psychedelic rock.... i still see him as pretentious about music 😭 listens to pink floyd The Wall high with the reeds. makes music in garageband its actually pretty good.
RICKON he is also a juggalo
#not dragging people with mother mother on their robb playlists or whatever. my theon playlist is SOOOO embarrassing#modern au#this is mostly a repost of my old post im sorry!! i just havent changed my opinion i guess LMAO it seems i do not grow as a person#asoiaf#i didnt go very far into any of the characters just a quick coupel sentences based on vibes cos otherwise this post would be miles long
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5 and 15 for Vada!
thanks so much for the ask, these were fun to answer :]
5. Tell us something that your character finds sweet!
Oh, I don‘t think i can say just one here, so let me think…
Something recent - Lana calls you „my love“ at one point, which I think absolutely melted Vada‘s heart right on the spot. I think she doesn’t usually give her partners pet names, but loves getting called by one. (I think Lana learns quickly not to call her that during a battle again.)
Also anytime Jorgan does things that show he clearly cares about something or someone but he just won‘t admit it. The both of them are very similar here, but will still tease the other for being a softie while knowing that they themselves are a softie as well.
15. Who does your character look up to? Who do they despise?
This is a fun one. Alright, let’s see. She doesn’t quite look up to her, seeing as they’re partners, but the person she currently admires the most in her life is Elara Dorne. Her courage, kindness and principled nature are things Vada loves and strifes to embody herself as well.
Her father, Jean, a little bit too. They have a complicated relationship but she has a lot of respect for him still.
General Garza also gets a place here. Vada always looked up to her while under her command, and though she didn’t agree with everything she did, she liked serving under her a lot. That only made it all the more painful when she decided to be steadfast and speak out against Garza in court - she knew it was right, but hated doing it anyways.
Honorable mention to Jace Malcolm: She idolised him a lot when she was younger, and was still a little shocked and excited when she first met him in the briefing for the Makeb mission.
Now on to who she despises - and this is interesting because Vada really doesn’t hate anyone easily, and even if she does, she doesn’t usually seek a conflict/revenge. But the one person Vada wants to see dead, the one person she wants to see destroyed and punished for everything they have done, would be Valkorion. She holds absolutely no sympathies for him and will do anything, absolutely anything to see him gone forever. Currently she‘s okay with just annoying him whenever possible.
A huge step down from that already is General Rakton, who gets to be here because he made Vada‘s life hell after Havoc took out the Gauntlet and caused Jaxo‘s death, and the game I think implies that she was chosen to be let out specifically because Rakton knew she had a connection with the trooper. Vada may have let him live and let Saresh return him to the Empire, but she hated every single second of it.
Honorable mentions go to the SIS guy from Jorgan‘s companion mission and Tanno Vik. Not the same kind of hate here, but there’s no better way to make Vada‘s blood boil than to show disregard for fellow soldiers!
Link to the ask game :]
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Beautiful Sadness; A Commodity?
Introduction:
Have you ever taken a selfie while you were crying, then decided to delete it because you felt like you weren’t pretty enough, or, have you ever been having a pretty decent day, saw a row of 5 depressing tiktoks, then all of a sudden, you're crying too? Something I have been noticing recently, especially since the rise of TikTok during the lockdown, is an influx of just, depressing content to say the least. Now by depressing content, I don’t mean to say that venting is something that should be shunned, instead, I mean to open the conversation to analyzing the seemingly recent oversaturation of often, romanticized, aestheticized, and commodified sadness, in our media.
Emotion isn’t raw anymore:
Emotion isn’t raw anymore, it seems like it is, but it's not. Maybe it never was? With just a quick scroll through social media, specifically TikTok, the rise of the “sad girl/sad aesthetic” is at an all-time high. Most commonly, the “sad girl/sad aesthetic” is most rampant within the venting/trauma dumpish/”the world is absolutely terrible and there is no fixing it,” Tiktok posts, which are often accompanied by a pretty girl or feminine presenting person, and or, an “aesthetic” sad song. This specific trend, or should I say culture, is very common, and the comments are often filled with people agreeing with the creator. Another trend that fits into the “sad girl aesthetic” includes images of usually conventionally attractive celebrities/characters looking sad, often while also abusing a substance of some kind, behind a text that discusses mental illness. Lastly, a trend that also fits into the “sad girl/sad” aesthetic is the trend of “female rage edits” that usually include just clips of conventionally attractive white characters screaming, (with the exception of TikTok editors who made a primarily white edit, added Katherine's speech about how she was dealing racism in the movie Hidden figures, and then wrote it off as just a female rage edit, yeah that really annoyed me), accompanied by music like Ethel Cain, Lana Del Ray, Phoebe Bridgers, Fiona Apple, Mitski, Black Box Recorder, or other “sad girl” dubbed artists.
Now you might be wondering, “How is this an issue?” Well, I'm here to tell you that this trend, is not just an issue, but it’s an epidemic. Not only is TikTok an app that is used by two-thirds of the US teen population, (according to Time Magazine), but it is also used often constantly by youth. I mean, think about it, it's an app that allows for the extremely rapid spread/influence of information and trends to occur, how could the rise of an aesthetic that romanticizes sadness, not harmfully affect, not only youth but social media users in general? What scares me about this aesthetic, is that venting turns into encouragement, trauma dumping turns into mass hopelessness, and spreading awareness about your eating disorder turns into a “How-to.” And the thing is, oftentimes, it's not intended. In a society where wages are low yet food prices are high, the globe is being warmed, celebrities don't want to stop flying their jets to lower carbon emissions, economic crisis strikes the world, the most “progressive” countries reverting back to systematic bigotry, and capitalism becoming increasingly more evident but seemingly more unstoppable, humanity is seeking for a way to cope, and social media is an easy gateway to detach.
However, the issue with everyone wanting to detach through social media, is that it's sort of something that takes but doesn't quite give. For example, you're taking in the slight relief of romanticizing your depression, eating disorder, and or substance abuse, however, you're contributing to the mass oversaturation of romanticized, too perfect to be human, sadness, which is going to harm people in multiple ways.
The first way it harms us is through body image. Constantly using actors and models, made up to look the best when told it’s their worst, is only going to push the idea that “We're just not doing sad right.” I can assure you if you are a POC, an unconventionally attractive person, and or LGBTQ person, only seeing sadness or women's issues being discussed when its a romanticization using only a rich, conventionally attractive, cishet, celebrity, woman, isn’t going to help. It's usually not relatable and it's usually just influencing people to not try and get better, but instead just become beautifully perfect while they're sad.
You can’t show raw emotion without it being primmed, cut, refilmed, edited, romanticized, and aestheticized before it's posted. Emotion is no longer raw but pampered, you aren't allowed to just be human anymore, instead, you are forced to compete in the beauty Olympics of sadness. Social Media has made Sadness an accessory and status symbol, akin to basic outfits: it's only praised when it's on a beautiful girl.
The commodification of sadness, is it the result of Capitalism?:
Now more than ever, we have access to knowing every bad thing, happening in any part of the world, at any time. That aspect of our new technologically advanced world alone, is a significant causation of society's mass depression, alongside our heightened awareness of ourselves, insecurities, capitalism, and how the world works. However, let's focus more on the topic of insecurities, specifically, the beauty standards, women, insecurities, and capitalism’s relation to them.
If you're not familiar with the terms “Individualism” and “Collectivism” I'll explain them to you. An individualistic country is one that praises the individual, being unique, standing out, and being the best. An example of this is how being unique, and coming up with the best plan to become a billionaire, (even if that includes exploiting other people) is praised in America. Subsequently, a collectivist country is one that praises community, being uniform, and fitting in. An example of this is how in China, having a “respectful” attitude, appearance, and career is a reflection on your family and community. The way America operates, (which is mostly, if not completely due to capitalism and colonization), is to praise uniqueness and or anything that gives money to capitalism. This is the cause of hustle culture, a job’s salary determining your worth, a 9-5 till you die mentality, the reason people feel the need to change their entire self to fit into an insanely niche, aesthetic subgenre, and the commodification of women.
Interesting fact, underarm hair as an insecurity used to not really exist, well, until razor companies realized that they would make way more money if women bought razors as well. Therefore, companies started putting advertisements out there to make it seem unfeminine, and thus another woman targeting insecurity was born, or should I say, constructed. This is an example of an extremely common case of beauty companies making insecurities for women to endlessly buy their products. In the end, companies use extremely beautiful, often photoshopped, often surgically enhanced, women to advertise their products, (usually products that those women did not even use), and accompany that advertisement with a beauty standard that they know naturally, you can never achieve, and will forever chase, while buying their products. Similar to the commodification of women’s insecurities, through social media filters, trends, and aesthetics, trans women, cis women, and feminine presenting people, are seemingly unknowingly, participating in the oversaturated and aestheticized, romanticization of women’s sadness, pain, and issues, which in turn, will water down our movements, contribute to the system that we are trying to fight, prevent people from wanting to get better, and will make sadness an aesthetic, not a human emotion.
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#marxist theory#feminist theory#womanism#womanist#anti capitalist#capitalist hell#feminist#black feminism#patriarchy#commodification#sadgirl#lana del ray aesthetic#sad girl aesthetic#journalist#think piece#personal essay#writersociety#writerscorner#writers on tumblr#lgbtq#lesbianism
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hi ashhhhh i challenge you to do all the multiples of 5 for the ask meme >:) or else if that’s too many then the multiples of ten cksbcmbdmd
ooooh okay multiples of 5 here we go!!! thank you vyn for always sending these in, love you 💖💖
(putting the answers to these under the cut since it got long)
5. Favourite Culprit?
this is hard bc i don't really like any of the culprits lmao but maybe kristoph? or manfred von karma, since he unintentionally caused a HUGE domino effect on such much stuff, which ultimately led to his own downfall
10. Favourite trial from all the games?
already answered here!
15. Random headcanon you can share?
now that i'm trying to pick one out none are coming to mind lmao but hmmm i think that after the gavinners break up, klavier takes some time off from making music to reflect/take some time for himself/take apollo on dates/deal with the fallout of his brother. but this isn't a permanent break, i think he does come back at some point to release solo music bc songwriting really helps him cope with some of the stuff he experienced. it's a lot more serious of an album compared to the stuff the gavinners put out, so he's hesitant to even release it, but i think with apollo and trucy's encouragement and support, he would eventually release it!
20. Did you ever write fanfiction for Ace Attorney? If so, which one is your best piece
my best piece of fanfic for this fandom is something i haven't published yet jkfdsgkjdgh i have 3 wips that i really love but just haven't had any motivation to work on them, so they are sadly just sitting in my drafts 😔 but as for published fics, i would say maybe forever and always? mostly bc i'm partial to doing deep dives into characters and why they're Like That
25. Favourite rare pair?
i don't think i really have any since i mainly just like the main ships sdfgjklsjdflg but uhhhh apollo/clay? athena/juniper? idk, these seem like fairly common ones to me lol
also phoenix/grape juice KJDFGKJDKJFG
30. Character you’d push off a cliff with no hesitation?
dahlia lmao but also mvk
35. Smartest murder plan?
it's gotta be damon gant, right? he faked all this evidence, promoted lana and made it so that she would basically do everything he asked, and fired/demoted the detectives assigned to sl-9 so they couldn't do any real investigating themselves. luke atmey also deserves a shoutout though
40.��Honest opinion on Phoenix Wright?
If phoenix wright has a million fans, then I am one of them. If phoenix wright has ten fans, then I am one of them. If phoenix wright has only one fan then that is me. If phoenix wright has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against phoenix wright, then I am against the world.
(i really, really love him, but you already knew that!)
45. Someone who would’ve made a fun prosecutor but isn’t?
maybe... franziska? don't get me wrong, i love her, but i do remember thinking it was annoying how often she made these ultimatums during court where you could only ask one question or answer it correctly once or you would lose all your health or whatever. from a player perspective that was always kind of annoying since the judge just went along with it lol. but honestly i don't really know for this question sdfgjgjksdf
50. Favourite moment?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CHOOSE AHHH THIS ISN'T FAIR
okay just to name a few: unnecessary feelings, franziska bursting into the courtroom with the evidence in farewell my turnabout, miles as a defense attorney, any reunions between siblings (like lana reuniting with ema, mia hugging maya for the first time since her death), kristoph finally getting his comeuppance, the end scene of dual destinies (minor spoilers for aa5 for the rest of this answer so just skip to the next question vyn jklsdfjklfgd) where phoenix is smiling and proud of how far his proteges have come
55. Two characters you’d like to meet?
trucy and ema!!!
60. Character you relate to?
phoenix, but specifically during 7yg bc i feel like he really struggles to find a purpose during that time in his life and that's also where i'm at rn in mine
also penny nichols strangely enough bc she works in my field and actually kind of looks like me (i do have glasses, but not as big and round as hers. also i don't have freckles)
65. Outfit you’d like to wear?
bruh no joke i had a dream one time where i wore phoenix's 3 piece suit and ever since i've always wanted to wear one bc i think waistcoats look so nice on everyone!!!! i haven't even worn just a plain suit before but that would be fun too
70. Describe Dahlia Hawthorne in 3 words!
she deserved it
75. Character you would kiss?
phoenix HAHA but also maybe klavier
80. What case was the one that got you actually hooked?
i feel like turnabout sisters or turnabout samurai were ones where i was like oooh this is interesting but turnabout goodbyes was where the ace attorney brainrot finally sank in and i knew i was doomed
85. Which character would you introduce to your parents?
funnily enough i think klavier would be super nice and know how to flatter my parents lol. but maybe mia since she seems pretty calm and levelheaded and wouldn't do anything weird while meeting them?
90. Your NOTP?
any of the gross ships of course but hmmm maybe like klavier/daryan? i just don't really see it happening personally. same with trucy/pearl, i don't ship it personally and just think of them as friends. i also really don't like how in the credits or whatever of t&t it's hinted that phoenix and iris both kind of have feelings for each other still, so phoenix/iris is one that i'm not a fan of either
95. Which character would you redesign?
phoenix to show off more cleavage like his mentor KJDSFGJFDSGKJDFG
no but like maybe franziska if she comes back in aa7! oooh or maybe klavier, but i wouldn't completely redesign him, i would just give him a cool performance outfit for turnabout serenade
100. Phoenix Wright or Miles Edgeworth? Who do you like better?
oh my god this is the question this is gonna end on sdfjklgsdjfkldfsg sorry miles but i prefer phoenix <33
#ask#aa ask meme#oh my god my computer froze at one point when i was halfway through answering these and something popped up saying something had crashed#i thought my computer had crashed but no it was a different window that had#i was so worried that i was going to have to go through and rewrite everything dsfklgjldgf#thank god i didn't have to#thanks again vyn for sending me these!!!!
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Vivarium I've only seen once and I only vaguely remember it I do want to rewatch it
As for Taylor's image that you also kind of described - it's SO obvious to me I really don't understand how people perceive her still as some idk empowering pop girlie or something? Anyways I will listen to the songs you mentioned today I really need to find new music that does not make me want to kill myself because of how bad it is. I've always hated Taylor because I find her incredibly annoying especially that act she puts up that you also mentioned but it really is clever and like I said I do need new music so I will give her another try maybe I just haven't found much I like (from her discography). If you have any other musicians you really enjoy (since there wasn't another specific name mentioned in your pinned/about, any genre I don't mind just have preferences here and there for example metal or pop music) please do give more recommendations lol
Some of my favourite films of all time that fall under the horror genre that I think you might enjoy, based off of the ones you liked of course, are House of 1000 Corpses and Slumber Party Massacre 2 (1st one is good but nothing special to me personally, and I haven't watched the 3rd one yet). As well as the Hostel trilogy. These are more focused on gore. Anyways if you ever watch any of these I hope you do enjoy them or find something that you like through them or just over time in general, I love cinema and talking about it or anything adjacent
Art the clown is amazing and I also liked the 1st Terrifier I NEED to watch the 3rd one hopefully in a CINEMA not pirated on my laptop, though I hated the 2nd one lol. Hope you have a nice rest of your day/night
Vivarium is a horror movie made personally for me. I am not scared of most things in horror but being stuck in the suburbs and never being able to leave and having to raise a son??!!! literally my worst nightmare
Taylor’s not even my favorite musician by a long shot tbh she’s just the only one who fascinates me as a person. I can see why people find her act annoying but I admire it. some of my other faves are Emilie Autumn (she’s my all time favorite musically but mostly only her pre-2012 stuff), Lana Del Rey, Gary Stadler, Purity Ring, London After Midnight, Cocteau Twins, Doom Flamingo, In This Moment, Lady Gaga, Rob Zombie, Loreena McKennitt, Faith and the Muse, She Wants Revenge, Birthday Massacre, Hilary Duff (lol), and I’ve really been into Drab Majesty lately. also a LOT of other music this is just what I thought of off the top of my head
I’ve already seen House of 1000 Corpses and loved it but I haven’t seen the others so I will definitely put them on my list! and I haven’t seen the second terrifier yet oh no is it bad
#fun fact my girlfriend’s laugh sometimes sounds exactly like Sheri moon in that movie#it’s so beautiful and hot I love her#also THANK YOU for reading my about I think you’re the only person who did lol
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re: this because this is initially the same thought I had when I started getting sick of seeing all that shit, actually checking the user guidelines and then unleashing my full wrath on tag cleaning -
While yes that could be a possible argument (ignoring the fact they literally have their own c0quette/g1rlbl0gging tags or w/e), I know as a Tumblr dinosaur who was interested in dolls at 18 then fell out of it, then came back at 31, the tag predates this 'trend' aesthetic or whatever a long way.
The second point I'd make, is how the -blr suffix tends to be used across Tumblr broadly to group a community. For example I regularly look and post in #fishblr, #aquablr and #shrimpblr on my main because I have an aquarium. You look in the tag, it's all what you'd think. So if anything the tag just means 'doll-tumblr'. They can go use dollette or something. Dolletteblr. Whatever.
Honestly though, just expand the tags, 95% guarantee they've tagged something else not relevant to the post (like Lana Del Rey) and it still qualifies as spam.
Also the fact I have not been blasted in orbit for posting this PSA is kind of telling - they do not even look at this tag.
Anyway the long and short of it is — this is definitely spam, and spam degrades content and website quality. People start posting less in specific tags because they hate visiting them. Looking at the Blythe Dolls tag right now is a trainwreck, and I see very little recent posts about those dolls, which makes me sad.
Keeping tags useable is reliant on users alerting staff to bad behavior. I know we live in a tech dystopia and it feels like, 90% of the time there's nothing you can do so you ignore it - but next time actually look up the terms of service. In my experience, if something annoying/horrible is happening on a website that you don't like, a lot of the time it IS covered by the agreement and it's just no one has bothered to tell site owners about it.
So tell 'em.
Hey actual-users-of-the-dollblr tag!
Yes you! Reading this! I bet you're into actual dolls. Physical dolls. Doll collecting, custom dolls, art dolls etc. and not c0qu3tte shit.
This is your friendly reminder that spamming irrelevant tags on posts is spam. Legitimately spam, and against Tumblr User Guidelines!
You can, and should! report them! If you're familiar with how to report a spambot on tumblr already, you know how to report for spam.
May you have a blessed, and on-topic Dollblr feed~
#kerytalk#more like dollete your blog amirite#this is cross applicable to pretty much all social media btw except for maybe the website formally known as twitter
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Reading a 75 years of Lois Lane collection of comics and I gotta say.... Gold and Silver Age comics really made some Choices and I can’t say they’re all good, but we did get 9 decades of Lois and Clark sharing a brain cell out of the deal. And one of the more consistent aspects of both characters, that they can take what the other dishes out and turn it right back around... again, not always good, but it’s interesting that the battle of wits between them is nearly as old as the characters themselves.
Hell, its interesting sitting here having the knowledge of those 9 decades of various media they’re in, and seeing the aspects that wind up getting put to screen only a few years after they’d first appeared. And how those various things obviously influenced other media related to Superman (I mean, a 40s serial has Clark actually give an excuse that very much reminded me of Kara’s “I flew here.. on a bus.” excuse in Supergirl). I appreciate that Lois being good at her job has always been part of the character, to the point in some comics its an actual plot element that Clark is concerned when she’s not being nosy as fuck. There’s literally a story where he want’s her to out his secret, because he’s created another identity temporarily to get someone else off his case, and thus he leaves her obvious clues to out the temporary identity, and he’s genuinely like ‘WHAT THE FUCK? LOIS YOU NEED TO SOLVE PUZZLE!’ when she doesn’t go after his planted clues.
Also the fact that even in the 40s she was like, out there stopping bad guys on her own, no Superman in sight, and absolutely kicking their asses, then writing about it. So glad they updated the good shit and then continued to let Lois beat up bad guys, but have scary fighting skills (continuity is whack, but like 80s/90s Lois was taught by a Green Beret, and a Vegas showgirl, just to name a couple of people who taught her a thing or two, wouldn’t be surprised if she learned not only a lot of fighting skills from a whole lot of people, but also went out and did some stuff just cause. I mean there’s at least two occasions I can name where she’s using dive equipment, and the second dive is not something you’d let a diver who doesn’t have a lot of dives under their belt even attempt. She has diving certs, continuity might be whack, but she’s definitely got diving certs) that 40s Lois wouldn’t have (I mean, its not until after WWII we get Special Forces like the Seals or the Green Berets, so 40s Lois had skills, they just came from a wildly different place).
I am having feelings about some 90 years of these idiots being iconic idiots, because ONE BRAIN CELL. Added bonus of in this collection of Lana joining in the shared brain cell, and also reminding me that by the time New 52 into Rebirth rolls around Lana and Lois form a very specific kind of friendship with each other, and that friendship involves them annoying the shit out of each other.
#But man Golden Age comics format weird#The writing is decent but you can see how they're sort of working out how to write this thing#And the panels are strange from a modern eye#Still I can see why people 90 years ago were drawn into these stories#But also they were really into the 'faster than a speeding locomotive' thing#Like that description is WILD#HE CAN LEAP A 10 STORY BUILDING#JUMP A QUARTER OF A MILE IN A SINGLE BOUND#Why are you so specific about THAT?
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Damn panko I really wanna make out with chamber in the back of a car while lana is playing on the radio. Preferably with heavy rain outside q.q
I hope you have a great day/night yaya♡
⚚ 𝐬𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐧 ..
summary: a cold autumny night in a parisian parking lot, italian food on their side and lana del rey in their ears.
she/her!reader x chamber ( established relationship )
a/n: this man is so fine holy shit i can’t but i also wanna drop kick him. btw thank you so much i hope you have a great one too <3 idk if this is quite what you imagined but i hope you like it nonetheless :). all of the songs are linked throughout the text if anyone wants to listen while reading ( spotify only, sorry !! )
chamber doesn’t quite remember how they ended up in this situation. the whole car smelled like italian takeout, the windows cold from the pouring rain that was knocking on their safe haven with the heat on blast. it was a cool autumn night in paris and the stars seemed to be their only companion at this lonesome parking lot they were resting in. y/n draped her other leg over his as well, taking another bite from her dish and immediately regretting it, as it had been an incredibly hot part of some gnocchis chamber had bought for her. that was the least he could do, he had said. she lightly smiled at that memory.
y/n had suggested to try something new and exciting in terms of food for their last night of their vacation trip, suggesting to him an idea that had been tempting her for quite a while now. sure, she liked when he took her out to dinner to all kinds of fancy restaurants all over the world, matching with her outfits which he specifically chose for the occasion. their last time eating out had been in napoli, where she had worn a gorgeous flowy green dress and he had worn a matching green tie.
the reason why they had decided on eating italian takeout had been hence their experience in napoli. quite regrettably though, their food now was nothing in comparison to what they had eaten then — though it was the reminiscence that counted, so y/n thought. she leaned back on the car seat, looking over to her lover in a slight daze. he had already finished his food, not wanting to admit that he had indeed enjoyed it quite a bit. now he was stroking her leg, looking quite out of it which was very rare. y/n thought he looked pretty when he was relaxed. he looked pretty to her all the time actually, but especially when he started feeling so comfortable around her that he was just able to let go of his worries for a bit.
she finished the last bit of that burning hot gnocchi, holding the nearly empty box to chamber. with an ironic annoyed huff, chamber rolled his eyes and took it from her, finishing her last pieces of food. this had become quite a common occurrence whenever they ate together, since y/n was never able to finish anything food wise on her own. it had nothing to do with the portioning, she had claimed when chamber asked her about it for the first time. it was just that seeing how much she had left made her lose her appetite; it was an odd problem that she had but made chamber adapt to her and order less of his food to accommodate to both of their needs.
“i don’t want this junk in my car”, chamber said, looking at the empty boxes with a slight hostility. y/n couldn’t help but grin a little. he was like a manchild sometimes, a spoiled manchild. “can’t you teleport it somewhere?”, she joked, earning a sarcastic “haha, very funny, ma chérie” in return, paired with yet another eye roll. “come, give it to me, i’ll run to the garbage bin quickly.” — “absolutely not!”
chamber looked almost terrified at the thought of letting his girlfriend run out of their dry safety into the merciless rain, maybe even touching his new leather interior with her wet designer clothes — how could she even suggest that! “if that was a joke it was not a funny one”, chamber mumbled, leaning over the front seat to put the trash into the plastic bag it originally came in. the bag rustled and he almost had a heart attack when he thought he dropped some left overs on his driver’s seat. but no, thankfully it was just a crumpled tissue she had used.
since he was already in the front area, he turned up the stereo a bit, allowing lana del rey to transform the quiet noise of their current environment into painting a story about her and her wild lover for the couple. when chamber leaned back fully back into his seat, he motioned her to shift closer to him, enveloping her in a lose hug with his head on hers when she did so. not quite satisfied with the level of intimacy yet, y/n pulled herself into his lap, giving him a kiss on the cheek after she did so. chamber smiled at her advancements, kissing that one spot under her chin just as she liked. she giggled quietly ( idiotically, so she thought but to chamber it was very endearing and made him want to kiss every part of her mouth that had allowed those glorious sounds to escape ).
just then, her playlist switched from blue jeans to blue banisters. he smiled at this, knowing that this song had been the first song she had introduced him to, which led to it being quote unquote ‘their song’. chamber did not believe in that idea at first ( after all “how could a song belong to you if you contributed nothing to it!” ) but when he caught himself smilling in awe whenever she hummed parts of it while tasting his food in the communal kitchen or polishing her equipment with a handkerchief she had stolen from him quite a while ago, he couldn’t help but associate it with their relationship whenever he heard it.
chamber brushed her hair out of her face, placing a hush of a kiss on her neck as he did so. everything about her had been right for him from the start. he had failed to realize for so long but now, in moments like these, he was more than grateful for the world to have bestowed him with the gift that was the feeling of her in his lap with her hands caressing the soft skin on the back of his neck; the sound of her humming along to their song; the sight of her eyes trailing every part of his face as if there were a hidden treasure placed just for her and nobody else.
when their eyes met, y/n gently sighed, placing a kiss on his lips while cupping his cheek. becoming immersed in the moment and the intoxicating feeling of her intimacy, chamber felt the curve of her back, bringing her even closer to him than before. gaining a bit of courage, she brought the hand that was resting on the back of his neck forwards to his chest, taking some of the material of his dress shirt into her fist and pulling it on accident, making him grin and backing away an inch from her face. “is there something you want, my love?”
no, in fact y/n had not thought about anything leading from the position they were in now. actually, until he had pulled away, she had had no thoughts at all, only feeling him on her lips and everywhere else, leaving his touch in the air all around her figure with his alluring smell. it was weird. she felt like she was being snapped out of a daydream over which she had no control. “no actually, i like the way it is right now.”, she whispered, unsure of what he wanted. maybe he did want to try something new? no. not chamber. not “…in my car, no.”
chamber chuckled, burying his face in the nape of her neck, lightly placing kisses on the soft skin there. “wouldn’t probably, be very comfortable, probably”, y/n muttered, repeating her words without even realizing it. he was making her mind cloudy. if he would’ve been a stranger she would’ve thought he had drugged her. chamber retreated from her neck, smiling at her while shaking his head. “no”, he mumbled, “probably not.”
the playlist switched yet again, deciding to play wild at heart for them this time. the sound of lana’s voice was like a siren to them. chamber imagined their car to be the safest spot for him in a sea of sirens, voices and figures that tried imitating the entirety of his girlfriend’s character; but he, and only he, had realized how to discern the actual her unlike all the others before him, leaving him with her in his arms in his untouchable safe space that was her presence, drifting above the waves of everything that bothered him whenever he wasn’t with her.
trailing his fingers down her thighs, he closed the gap between them once again, digging his hands into the wellknown flesh when he felt her tug on his shirt for the second time. she doesn’t even realize what she’s doing to me, he thought. i’m completely at her mercy and she will never know just how much i will do for her. y/n felt herself getting hotter from all the touching they were doing and decided to do something risky. she had to practically tear herself from his lips, looking down at him through half lidded eyes.
oh, how beautiful he was. lips slightly parted, he looked up at her with something which some would call the doe eyed look. his chest was rising and sinking quite quickly, expression confused as he wasn’t grasping the reason for her sudden interruption of their shared trance they had found themselves in seconds earlier. she couldn’t help but brush her thumb over his reddened lower lip, pecking at the corner of his mouth. “i want to go home. let’s go home.” her voice had partially given out by the half of the first sentence, so she had quickly shot the latter one after to make herself sound more resolute and clear. understanding the hint, chamber nodded, still a bit out of it. he usually liked to take his time when they made love, it never ever had a beginning like this, for god’s sake he was a romantic after all, why can’t he ever refuse her —
biting her lip in hidden excitement over her small triumph, y/n looked down at him one last time before climbing into the passenger seat. when he pulled his seatbelt over his chest with impatience, she did grow slightly worried. was he really in any condition to drive?
y/n layed her hand on his that was resting on her thigh as they drove past the avenue de neuilly, catching a glimpse of his profile with the lonesome boulevard greyishly haunting in the background. it felt like they were the only two people left in the world. the stereo gave them one last song before they arrived at the sophisticated hotel they were staying in, making chamber turn the volume down to a minimum, not wanting to think of this ever ending.
A/N: I COULDNT STOP BLUSHING AT MY OWN WORK i’m screaming
#valorant fluff#valorant#valorant fanfiction#valorant x reader#chamber smut#chamber fluff#chamber x reader#chamber#chamber valorant#chamber fanfiction#pankosvalorant
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okok so content warning for a YAP about clouds, hair, european styles of braids, and aeolus in both the odyssey and epic
ALSO THIS IS ALL STUFF IVE HEARD LIKE AGES AGO BC GOOGLE IN THESE PAST YEARS ESPECIALLY WITH AI HAS BECOME SO DAMN HARD TO NAVIGATE LIKE IM TRYING TO BRUSH UP ON MY ENGLISH BRAID SYMBOLISM AND BABA YAGA KNOWLEDGE IDGAF ABT WHITE GIRLS IN BOX BRAIDS DEBATES OR TEN BEST WAYS TO ACHIEVE ENGLISH BRAIDS THATS NOT WHAT I WANT😭so if anything is wrong here just leave me alone this is a dumb ramble anyways about how i think it would be cool if aeolus’ cloud hair was also symbolic for his character in the moment its in bc hair is rlly symbolic to me im general 😔
so first let me list our key details—cloud formations (theres like a million combinations so not really gonna get too specific here), fishtail braids, english braids, milkmaid braids, hair symbolism, and keep your friends close
stripping aeolus of everything firstly to just the character in the odyssey, aeolus is a helpful but not overly generous figure. aeolus, wind keeper, beloved by the gods, lives in basically paradise with his wife and twelve children—giving odysseus a wind bag that holds all the winds that would blow them away from ithaca trapped that his men open under the false assumption that the bag has treasures—this leads aeolus to believe odysseus has bad luck and to ward off that mess with the gods aeolus has him fuck off of his island respectfully,
redressing him back in all the epic nuance aeolus still retains the helpful but not too generousism of before. now that the vengeance saga has some light to shed back onto him.
aeolus in his main song brings almost very false sense of security to odysseus until the whole “sometimes killing is a must :D” line hits and aeolus’ intentions become clearer as slightly more malicious. having his winions lie to the crew outright, could be interpreted as joyously watching the crew fall apart, and then the absolute bitchiness of his last lines to odysseus. popping up briefly in love in paradise in the time dive, then the wind bag is back in dangerous—and finally when the wind bag is used aeolus’ melody plays just before.
okay so now to cloud formation hair !!
one mention: hair braiding is considered emotionally intimate and close, (lana del rey has a song abt that lol) and aeolus’ whole song is just “keep your forends close and your enemies closer” “never really know who you can trust” “friends turn to foes and rivalries” “everythings changed since polities” and less line explicitly stated the crew falling out of trust with odysseus as eurylochus started in luck runs out—aeolus pads down the path for odysseus’ takes on his relationships to his crew and foes from this point on,
and another annoying note sorry i usually draw aeolus (which no u will never see im not confident enough for that pls) with a more standard cloud ☁️ shape of curls in his hair but there is many not ☁️ shaped clouds out there
and i think it would be fun at least in my head that aeolus greets odysseus with a fishtail braid. not very stable, loose, doesnt stay put together well—and all throughout the song until the winions say “sometimes killing is a must” the braid is falling out until “cause the ends always justify the means” and aeolus’ hair just falls to his shoulders
one because braids usually represent some kind of innocence or purity (which, as a god, aeolus inherently has) and hair down is more mature—while its a common interpretation to absolve aeolus of all blame by virtue of innocence and naivety i think it would be so cool if that is just aeolus playing around with that act even though he knows the situation so damn well, he had to have heard luck runs out, he had to have known about posiedon (who is in some versions his DAD) wanting odysseus, he had to have known every bit of the set up of the game was putting ody up for failure—and i love that personally
then, my hc is that aeolus spent those nine days ody was awake chilling on the ship with him n the crew to observe, but when aeolus meets the crew i think his hair would be in two english braids—innocence, purity, great for keeping your hair healthy 10/10 would recommend, couldnt be done in baba yaga’s hair bc she was a witch, just as some extra trickery for funsies yknow
at the end with the whole storm i think it should be down and curled like☁️but long on his shoulder a mess he basically is the storm cloud who had no reason so be so cunty to odysseus like damn😭
then then skipping over wisdom bc it was just a memory dive and going to vengeance my friend said it would be cute if a small little sprite in aeolus’ general shape is what carried the bag over to odysseus under water and i think it should have a milkmaid braid because that represents servitude, help, assistance, yknow like what that last wind bag was to odysseus and as im typing this im having too many thoughts on it so ill stop myself right here
this means nothing and has no purpose but hair and its symbolism has been important to me for a long time for reasons i cant place sooo yea
you can always tell ur crazy aus to me bc i have an entire headcanon so complex and convoluted its basically an au and its only focus is aeolus’ hair so (i literally brought the tale of baba yaga into this as an example for the symbolism 😭🙏)
#op’s two cents#ooc#aeolus#epic the musical#this is peak mental stability#wait till i tell y’all my non epic storyline aeolus hair hcs tho#noctilucent clouds ESPECIALLY ive been into those with him
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I offer you Kuroo, and possibly Atsumu?
Maybe also Sakusa?
Sorry for requesting so many at one time 😭
OMG dont apologize i love doing these!!!! <333333
kuroo's done here!
Atsumu and Sakusa headcanons!
Miya Atsumu
songs on the ipod: mona lisa - area 21, impossible - james arthur, smother - daughter. i feel like atsumu is an emotional lover who just. LOVES lovesongs. bcos i love angst, i also feel like atsumu relates deeply to smother :(
a place they sometimes end up falling asleep - where they're not supposed to: ur couch.. like you tell him it's time to go (for practice, dinner, meet up with friends) and it's like his brain shuts down as if u told him "nap! now!" no one knows when his brain started doing this but he can be tying his shoes and just. blink and then hes out. just 5 minutes before u leave
the game they'd destroy everyone else at: i think he's really good at that very specific mini-game in rayman - the kung foot one? for those who dont know: it's like a tiny soccer field where u play 1v1 and try to score the most !! i feel like he'd be really good at that solely bcos the first time he and osamu played it, osamu won and was SO annoying abt it that he perfected it lol
the emoticon they'd use most often: ▨-▨¬ლ(•_•) (▨_▨¬) or ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). for u, its the second. for the msby groupchat where they keep roasting him, its the first!!
what they act like when they haven't had enough sleep: he's grumpy and touchy. like he will cling to u like a koala while he complains abt how his brother didn't give him three onigiri's or how the convenience store worker didn't smile brightly enough - it's the little things that piss him off (like he doesnt even CARE for proper customer service half the time, he GETS it but when hes sleepy? UUUUGH that GRINDS HIS GEARS lmfao)
preferred hot beverage: he's not much for hot beverages! he enjoys a really cold ice tea with ice cubes etc.
comfort/self care when in a slump: talking about it! like he will either call up osamu, his mom or u and just. rant his heart out and will ONLY take comfort, NO ADVICE. when he's gotten it out of his chest, he usually feels better
what they wanted to be when they grew up: a rockstar!!! "ma, i wanna be a rockstar" he yells from the living room as nickelback plays on the tv fhsejnfsj
favorite kind of weather: rain! he knows it's not recommended to run in rainy weather since its slippery etc but NOTHING beats the feeling of going for a run and feeling the raindrops.
their singing voice: atsumu once had piano lessons and learned how to sing cleanly - he cant do it anymore by heart but he's still convinced he can, much to msby's horror
what they like to draw/doodle: volleyballs! like, he once tried to draw one and found out how hard it was like?? the circle?? wasnt a circle even tho he REALLY concentrated???!??!? so he sat his ass down and studied it for like HOURS until his ma busted him "yer supposed to do homework!" now his volleyballs are like, atleast circles (putting it nicely)
Sakusa Kiyoomi
(heads up i still feel a bit insecure abt my omi characterization <3 apologies in advance lmfao)
songs on the ipod: ok i feel like sakusa listen a lot to marina and the diamonds, but especially "i am not a robot", blue jeans - lana del rey and say my name - tove styrke (i do also see him listening to more deathmetal stuff lmfao)
a place they sometimes end up falling asleep - where they're not supposed to: listen... sakusa falls asleep during movies.. every time.. even movies HE suggested!! the betrayer!!! he always swears he wont and that he's not tired but like. ten minutes in and he's snoring next to u
the game they'd destroy everyone else at: poker. u can't convince me otherwise
the emoticon they'd use most often: ^^, <- that one. he's so bland when it comes to emoticons. you try and show him some more but he cant be bothered
what they act like when they haven't had enough sleep: SPICY AND SAVAGE. LIKE. HES SO ANNOYED AND RUDE. not in like, the classic asshole way but like, he's got the most savagery going on, constantly throwing out the wildest comebacks that just. burns whoever's in his vicinity. they get deeply personal too (he usually apologizes the day after, when he's back on his reg sleeping schedule lmao but ppl dont take it too hard, mostly theyre a bit entertained by how creative he becomes)
preferred hot beverage: black tea, likes it bitter!
comfort/self care when in a slump: showers. he likes them scalding hot and just. standing in there as he thinks stuff thru, figuring out solutions if needed. they always clear his head
what they wanted to be when they grew up: sakusa wanted to be a teapot maker. once, at his grandma's birthday, she got this like. amazing and beautiful teapot and he was so enarmored with it that she promised he could inherit it but that didnt matter for SHIT when he realized he could potentionally make them himself
favorite kind of weather: a good, warm springday. not too windy, but comfortable.
their singing voice: sakusa can't sing for shit and he's embarassed about it when msby drags him to karaoke
what they like to draw/doodle: shapes, any kind. like he makes those mandala patterns and they're so pretty? it's so annoying tho like he starts one during a meeting and even tho the meeting's over u can't drag his ass away before he's finished his little drawing lmfao
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#haikyuu headcanons#miya atsumu headcanons#sakusa kiyoomi headcanons#atsumu headcanons#sakusa headcanons#hq headcanons#hq x reader#nohr.headcanons#nohr.hq#ask games#AGAIN THANK U SO MUCH i hope u enjoy them <33333
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Ace Attorney case tier list
so, in the past year, i finished replaying games 1 through 5 for the first time in forever, and also played game 6 for the first time ever
so here’s where i ruthlessly rank each of the cases based on that most scientific metric of all, My Opinions:
OPENING CASES
S-tier: Turnabout Trump (4-1). I already knew this case, and I still gasped with surprise when Phoenix showed up, and when Kristoph showed his true colors, and when Apollo realized OH SHIT OH FUCK I REALLY AM ACCUSING MY BOSS OF MURDER HUH... what a wonderful, splashy, shockingly concise case to open up the post-O.G. trilogy world. Marvelous.
A-tier: Turnabout Memories (3-1). Seeing Mia Fey (finally!) in action is a long-awaited delight; seeing Phoenix being a total dumbass was an unexpected-yet-perfect and fitting delight.
B-tier: The First Turnabout (1-1). Solid lil’ case with some conventional-but-well-executed humor. I’ve got a soft spot for Larry Butz.
C-tier: The Lost Turnabout (2-1), The Foreign Turnabout (6-1). The former’s fine but a little forgettable; the latter has some fun gags (Payne’s ridiculous new outfit, dude absolutely shredding on the mandolin, etc) but is marred by how uh... kinda silly the game’s core conceit is, lol
E-tier: Turnabout Countdown (5-1). The context surrounding this introduction is just sloppy (badly handled in media res + let’s lowkey retcon game 4 isn’t a great setup), and also the case itself is just. irksome. ted tonate is just fundamentally irritating to look at
FINALE CASES
S-tier: Bridge to the Turnabout (3-5), Turnabout Goodbyes (1-4). No explanation needed. God they fuck so hard
A-tier: The Cosmic Turnabout + Turnabout for Tomorrow (5-4 + 5-5), Turnabout Succession (4-4).
The former two cases are what makes AA5 worth it, and they make for a tremendously fun ride. It fumbles the execution in some notable ways (Apollo’s sudden j’accuse moment feels a little forced/awkward/inadequately foreshadowed, and damn it sure would’ve been nice to know Clay Terran at all before he died, and also The Phantom’s final meltdown could’ve used a bit more emotional heft)... but okay let’s be real, I’m here for Simon Blackquill, and this case gives me so much of him so who gives a shit. (And Aura! Condescending obnoxious engineering queen! I love her!)
As for Turnabout Succession... while I earnestly wish the game had explored more of Klavier’s feelings about this whole setup, and some more emotional beats for Apollo, the case still makes for such a satisfyingly twisty and fun investigation overall (the poison stamp! what a ridiculous murder method! I love it!) that it’s a more-than-worthy finale.
B-tier: Turnabout Revolution (6-5), Farewell, My Turnabout (2-4).
The former does some cool stuff—I particularly like the opening half, where Apollo’s being real snippy and coping with Frankly Bizarre Dad Feelings, and giving Apollo a chance to finally throw down against Phoenix is a blast. The latter half of the case starts feeling a little... ridiculous? cramped? idk? like, they didn’t do nearly enough foreshadowing about Nahyuta’s whole deal for me to care about his drama, this justice system is so obviously silly and the manner in which the revolution is playing out strains my already-suspended-sky-high disbelief... fun, and flashy, but more noise than signal in the last part, I guess.
As for Farewell, My Turnabout: of course I love Edgeworth rolling back into court goin’ through SOME kind of bizarre emotional arc of Hey I’m Totally Healed Now and obnoxiously preaching about Truth TM. And it’s cool that the game set up a case where you want to lose. But the net result is a bit strange tonally—it’s trying set up some kind of message about It��s Not Just About Winning, It’s About Pursuing The Truth, but it feels really muddled when that’s combined with Okay But Maya’s Literally Being Held Hostage Like Right Now, Surely A Reasonable Justice System Has A Process For Dealing With This Obviously Complicated Situation, Right?
but also Franziska takes a fucking bullet (how did I forget about that) and then gets to roll in like Ms. Save The Day so, really, lots of good shit here
FILLER CASES
S-tier: Reunion, and Turnabout (2-2), Turnabout Beginnings (3-4). Look, the first one gives me all the Fey family drama a girl could ask for, and the latter gives me young Edgeworth being a total shit in an obnoxiously shimmery outfit. The whole enchilada is here
A+ tier: The Magical Turnabout (6-2). DELIGHTFUL! MAGICIAN! SHENANIGANS! Like you get to guess the trick behind a magic act as part of the case, how fucking fun is that, and also the Apollo & Athena duo’s chemistry is perfect, the villain is a FANTASTIC bastard, and even the bit characters you meet during the investigation are total delights... Probably the best “standalone” case in the series, in that it doesn’t rely on any emotional connections to previous cases (unlike 2-2 and 3-4) to still totally and completely rule.
A tier: Turnabout Samurai (1-3), Turnabout Reclaimed (5-DLC).
For Turnabout Samurai, I remembered before this replay how delightful the TV SHOW STUDIO investigation and actor-fandom stuff was; I had TOTALLY forgotten Vasquez calling in her mob connections to try and wreck you. What a fantastic villain; what a fun case.
Turnabout Reclaimed is just good solid goofy nonsense. Probably receives a boost for me in particular because, yeah, Simon Blackquill. But then again who isn’t giving cases a boost on that account; they are MISSING OUT
B tier: The Stolen Turnabout (3-2). Ron and Desirée are so great sighs into hands
C tier: Listing roughly in order of preference: Turnabout Academy (5-3), Turnabout Serenade (4-3), Turnabout Sisters (1-2), Recipe for a Turnabout (3-3), Rite of the Turnabout (6-3), Rise from the Ashes (1-5).
Four of these (5-3, 4-3, 1-2, 3-3) are perfectly solid cases; I just don’t love them quite as much as “thievery hijinks” or “Hollywood hijinks” or other such particularly delightful flavors. Everyone has a favorite flavor of Jolly Rancher and all that.
Rite of the Turnabout is interesting and connected with the larger themes of the game in a cool way, and makes good use of the divination mechanic. However, the last bit gets twisty enough to actually be kind of confusing, and said larger themes of the game are... kinda hard for me to take seriously... which, yeah, leads to it feeling a little stilted when it really should be singing.
Rise from the Ashes landed awkwardly for me. I know it was added well after the first game’s release, and it does a good job of continuing some of the cool stuff from that game—it’s neat, in isolation, to see Phoenix and Edgeworth working together (while still sniping at each other!), and some of the DS-specific mechanics are neat. However, I just didn’t feel like I learned quite enough about Ema and Lana to care about them like I should, and retconning “(almost certainly true) rumors that Edgeworth was involved in Shady Shit TM” into “actually Edgeworth was totally ignorant of Shady Shit TM, like at worst his crime was willful ignorance / incuriosity, he was just been manipulated by the Police Chief”... makes Edgeworth less interesting to me! Like, it’s cool to see Edgeworth caught off-guard and under pressure, but I wish the circumstances had been different? Also Gant’s theme song is annoying as shit, which is petty but hey this is my blog post so
D tier: Turnabout Storyteller (6-4), Turnabout Corner (4-2), Turnabout Big Top (2-3), The Monstrous Turnabout (5-2).
Turnabout Storyteller has some fun gags with My Dude Simon and also Taka, but was heavily marred by Everyone Talking Down To Athena The Entire Fucking Case Oh My God Can You All Just Shut Up.
Turnabout Corner has... lots of fun elements but... look the fucking stolen-panties setup just grates ok
I don’t think I hate Turnabout Big Top the way most people seem to, but I did find the final murder setup more annoying that I remembered this playthrough—bro you were really sure the dude was going to conveniently stand right there and the heavy statue was definitely going to strike a killing blow and not just give the guy a concussion? ok lol
The Monstrous Turnabout suffers mostly from poor puzzle/investigation design, being too hand-hold-y, and also having a core gimmick/setting that just wasn’t really my thing. Alas!
#ace attorney#obviously these are just opinions. love what u love#but this was entertaining to type up lol
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Smallville S3E5 - Perry
It was a wild decision to introduce Perry White in an episode specifically designed to make the audience dislike him. It’s not like he’s a beloved character and one of the only comics characters you could rely on the audience to recognise or anything…
Nothing more natural than opening an episode with Clark expositting what solar flares are to his parents in response to being asked to help put away groceries. There has to be a more natural way of doing that, surely. He’s literally watching a TV report on it and they cut off the TV to have him look directly at the camera and explain it to the audience instead. amazing.
Michael McKeen is to Perry White what Amy Adams is to Lois Lane. Which is to say, terrible
This guy sees some fence posts and no tools, and instead of concluding that they’re going to put the fence up later, he immediately assumes Clark is driving the posts into the ground with his bare hands and superstrength, and I really hate that he’s right because that is chloe sullivan levels of completely deranged assumptions
Lex’s therapist doesn’t believe that malaria is a real disease?! Wait, do the writers not know malaria is real either, or is this something specific to her character, I am fascinated
Oh wow, this episode is partly about Lana’s dead parents… Is this the moment the writers notice they made them all white?!
Chloe’s changed her hair, and it’s considerably less 90s and yet somehow noticeably worse. Someone get this girl a zigzag parting, stat!
I am kind of fascinated that ‘Lex spends 6 weeks in jamaica hallucinating that he’s marooned on a deserted island with a guy who’s really into him’ is a plot point that’s actually sticking around and has consequences. Really thought that was going to be a decision the writers immediately regretted and tried to pretend never happened, but no, 4 episodes later this is the closest thing to actual continuity the show has
Fascinated to know at what point in their acquaintance Lana decided she could just sic Lex on anyone who annoyed her. Even more fascinated to know at what point Lex decided he was going to allow it
Lex stepping out of a beam of pure light like this is close encounters of the third kind was a fascinating filming choice. Is Lex an alien? Oh god that would be the biggest power move if the writers just ended the show by revealing that lex has also been alien this entire time, unrelated to clark. Until they specifically tell me otherwise, this is my personal canon now
Okay, Clark accidentally yeeting tractors into the sky is the first believable reason for the kents being perpetually broke this show has ever presented. Also objectively a hilarious use of his powers, someone give the writers a gold star
Always fascinated by universes where alcohol just straight up makes people trip balls. Why are bars legal?! Driving drunk must have an insanely high lethality rate
Chloe’s ongoing refusal to believe Lionel might not be on the up and up is such a bizarre bit of character writing, i kind of love it
Oh god, Pete’s here. I was so hopeful this was going to be a Pete-free episode
Genuine question, how the fuck does LuthorCorp have the ability to force Lex to have therapy? His therapist is refusing to sign off on his mental health. But he’s not in a hospital and he has a largely ceremonial office job, so what the fuck are the consequences of that?! What does signing off even mean in this context?! I’m not saying I want to read lex’s contract of employment but i really want to read lex’s contract of employment. Honestly though, requiring a certificate of sanity for employees would actually be an pretty good idea for a business that exists in the same universe as the joker honestly
I really want to call bullshit on Lex’s therapist just yelling at him for not being willing to open up about his trauma after a couple of sessions… but she was hired by his dad so that’s actually entirely believable
Turns out Clark using his powers in front of a reporter was supposed to be his powers acting up. I genuinely thought that was just Clark being Clark
Lex just threatened to murder Perry White, and we’re supposed to think that it’s proof Lex is having a breakdown, but perry is a smallville character, so it’s entirely reasonable. As always Lex, you’re doing amazing and we’re all behind you 100%
Even by the standards of the kents, saying “oh. no.” without inflection and not moving is a wild lack of reaction to your house and son catching fire in front of you
DO NOT GET INTO CARS WITH DRUNK MEN WHO’VE THREATENED YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS LANA!!! Jesus, how are you even still alive?!
Perry white actually just straight up threatening to commit suicide if clark doesn’t reveal he has secret superpowers is an incredible bit of writing even for smallville. No one except the kents and pete have any evidence superpowers exist, the only superhero we know exists at this point is green arrow, but perry’s like ‘while i was tripping balls i thought i saw this kid run very fast so he can definitely fly and will catch me when i yeet myself off this dam to my certain death’
I can only assume the writers were 100% certain they would never get as far as Lois, because any version of lois worth the name would throw perry off the roof of the planet on her first day
Oh shit, Lana has canonically realised spending all her time hanging out in graveyards is a weird unhealthy thing to do, what the fuck is going on with her this season, it’s almost like she’s an actual character. I’m not sure I like it.
Lana just said she’s emotionally replaced her dead parents with Clark. What the fuck horrifying incest version of friendzoning is this. I take back everything good i said about her character development this season. What the fuck.
So the writers just spent an entire episode setting up that when clark gets hired by the planet… it’s because perry white feels bad about trying to murder him that one time, and not because he’s good. And to make sure we know this, perry’s exit like this episode is about how clark is bad at journalism. Is this just the writers being weird as usual, or did they actually realise that no one on earth would willingly hire smallville universe clark kent?
#smallville recaps#jupiter watches a thing#i'll say one thing for smallville#unlike the dceu i am actually interesting to see how they're going to fuck up beloved characters#but they're not good#but at least they're interesting
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